i don’t want to learn spanish
I took this picture a few years ago during the big rally downtown. I can’t begin to explain how much it still cracks me up. I mean, the general surreality of it is one thing, but I just absolutely love the guy on the right. Everyone else is all like “SPEAK ENGLISH OR GO HOME!!”, “HELL NO TO MEXICO!!”. This guy, though — it’s not that he hates the mexicans. He just doesn’t want to learn Spanish.
“I don’t want to learn Spanish.”
I can’t stop laughing.

Cracked me up, too.
God.
When was this?
March 29, 2006
I remember this so well. This picture is also made a timeless classic thanks to that chick’s broad, genuine smile. She means that shit.