March 9, 2008

jesus fucking christ

Filed under:, — Chris @ 6:15 am

I wish I could think of a guy I believed in more whose name I could profane to indicate how awesome this is. Wait, I got it. Barack Hussein Obama!! Wait no. Well, maybe.

For years I’ve wanted for someone like rufus wainwright that I could lust after without my inconvenient aversion to homosexual intercourse getting in the way. Finally I’ve found it. He has a sister.

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Comment by newscoma
2008-03-09 15:53:15

And she has great legs.
I”m just saying.

 
Comment by Ginger
2008-03-09 22:59:56

ya know, I would’ve been ever so slightly offended at your blasphemy, but I was laughing too hard to care…

:)

 
Comment by bob
2008-03-12 00:00:07

Dude, that’s just Rufus in drag. You’re so gay.

 
Comment by colin
2008-03-13 19:42:48

Rufus is a tit man.

 
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