update
My trips to the grocery store are getting embarrassingly short-sighted. Here’s what I got tonight:
- Toilet paper
- Club soda
- A sirloin steak as big as my head
- Asparagus
- One 10lb Pork loin
Yes, 10 pounds. I figure I can either take it somewhere to stuff it and spark a dinner party (i’ve had dates like that — though, usually reverse order), or I can just slice it up into chops and freeze it. Tonight’s dinner: sirloin. Tomorrow? asparagus. Wednesday? uhh.. toilet paper?
Nice list. When my wife makes ours, it ends up being a page long with two or three columns.
You forgot Spaghetti O’s!
The irony that eating so much meat may stop you up to the point of not even needing the toilet paper is almost O’Henry-esque.
make a list on your phone….
if you have an iphone you could possibly setup grocery deliveries too!
the cashier knew you were throwing a date, and on the side, ran out of TP. hahah!