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Some Easter Sunday reasons that I am certainly going to hell if it turns out there’s a god:
- Ogling all of the women at Kroger today on Easter sunday in their post-church Easter dresses (side-note: for a religion responsible for the amount of prudishness our society endures, church apparel sure puts a lot of boobs out there on display, what’s up with that?)
- Pulling into the parking lot on Easter Sunday listening to the Atheist anthem, Dear God by XTC (completely inadvertantly, I swear)
- Ate grilled beef instead of ham on Easter Sunday
What’s up with the “only Ham” rule on Easter? I’m was a good Catholic boy way back when and I feel like I should know but I don’t. Did Jesus not eat beef?
[...] Well, it seems Chris is going to hell. I think I’ll get there first though: waaaaay back when, even before the bands, I performed in some comedy troupes, and we once had an Easter Sunday show — during which I played Jesus, dutifully skipping through the audience in a speedo passing out eggs. [...]
Easter Wham!
Better than George Michaels.