April 16, 2006

heresy

Filed under:, , — cwage @ 8:52 pm

Some Easter Sunday reasons that I am certainly going to hell if it turns out there's a god:

  • Ogling all of the women at Kroger today on Easter sunday in their post-church Easter dresses (side-note: for a religion responsible for the amount of prudishness our society endures, church apparel sure puts a lot of boobs out there on display, what's up with that?)
  • Pulling into the parking lot on Easter Sunday listening to the Atheist anthem, Dear God by XTC (completely inadvertantly, I swear)
  • Ate grilled beef instead of ham on Easter Sunday
  • Steve L.

    What's up with the "only Ham" rule on Easter? I'm was a good Catholic boy way back when and I feel like I should know but I don't. Did Jesus not eat beef?

  • http://www.mushinnoshin.com/blog/archives/74 mushin no shin » Blog Archive » See you in hell, Chris

    [...] Well, it seems Chris is going to hell. I think I’ll get there first though: waaaaay back when, even before the bands, I performed in some comedy troupes, and we once had an Easter Sunday show — during which I played Jesus, dutifully skipping through the audience in a speedo passing out eggs. [...]

  • http://homepage.mac.com/cuthulu/blog/blog1.html Kevan

    Easter Wham!

    Better than George Michaels.

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