A few years ago, whenever the first mad cow scare was, I hadn’t been paying much attention to the news. I did, however, notice that steak, even at Kroger, was plentiful and cheap. I ate like a goddamned king all summer long.
Then suddenly meat started getting expensive again, and I was really thrown for a loop. I had gotten so spoiled.
Anyways, I realize I am probably going to be the first to die of mad cow, but I couldn’t be happier to hear the news. Come on, baby, let’s see those ribeye prices fall.