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July 14, 2008

Question of the Day

Filed under:, , , — cwage @ 4:11 pm

I just saw this fly by in my logs:

75.187.103.203 - - [14/Jul/2008:15:52:38 -0500] "GET /2005/11/06/blue-balls/ HTT
P/1.1" 200 10033 "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&c
hannel=s&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=M7U&q=%22blue+balls+cause+rape%22
&btnG=Search" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.0; en-US; rv:1.8.1.15) Geck
o/20080623 Firefox/2.0.0.15"

In layman's term, someone searched for "blue balls cause rape" and arrived at my blog. I hate to see an inquiry go unanswered. So, the question for today, kids, is: does blue balls cause rape?

Short Answer: No.

Long Answer: No, you sick, sad little fuck.

I hope this has been educational.

  • http://www.honeybowtie.com/blog/ Kate O’

    Quite!

    Next question: do idiots like that really exist, or does the internet make them up?

  • http://kateanon.typepad.com/kate_uncensored/ kateanon

    Somehow even the long version is more polite than I can muster.

  • http://www.lizziekeiper.com Lizzie

    The long version is so awesome. LOL
    gotta love the random (and sick) phrases that people search. I'm amazed at some of the weird shit people google and end up on my blog.

  • mike

    I arrived at your blog after searching for "blue balls" and "rape." Because some dumb bitch blue balling me makes me want to pin her down, grab her tits, and rape her till she cries.

  • http://jaxn.org Jackson Miller

    Mike, if you go through with your sick little fantasy, chances are you will go to jail. While in jail it is likely that someone pin you down, cover your mouth, and rape you until you cry. This is especially true since the infamous "blue ball defense" never hold up in court since it is BULLSHIT.

  • Megan

    Who wants to bet that Mike has never had a date and is just pissed that even the hookers he hires laugh at him?

  • newton

    i don't know what's funnier - that mike's smart enough to find the back track on his search phrase, or dumb enough to actually state his case in a public forum.

  • http://chris.quietlife.net Chris

    Unfortunately he was just searching for the same thing again, and found my page, because it's now a top hit for that search.

  • Meagan

    What I'd love to know is how in the hell he got here in the first place. It makes sense for your blog to show up for that search now..but before? What are you hiding, Chris? LOL.

  • http://chris.quietlife.net Chris

    Heh.. He originally got this post about Jarhead..

  • http://viandantedelcielo.blogspot.com Cole

    Dude, that is so funny! And Mike sounds like quite the fucking moron!! I hope his gf kicks him in the nuts and gives him true blue balls!

  • http://jaxn.org Jackson Miller

    I think Megan is right in that it is probably a leap to use "girlfriend" as a reference to the "dumb bitch" who is "blue balling" Mike.

    Here are some other words might be more appropriate: "neighbor", "coworker", "acquaintance", "step mom", etc.

  • newton

    real men use last names. go jerk off, jerkoff.

  • http://viandantedelcielo.blogspot.com Cole

    Yeah, I bet you're both right. :-)

  • Megan

    Jackson, I'm still going with my original theory of "hooker." :)

  • http://jaxn.org Jackson Miller

    Megan, you are probably right about "hooker", though that does not exclude the possibility of "step mom" fitting as well.

  • http://jimvoorhies.com jim voorhies

    why I never look at my logs. there are things I just don't want to know.

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